Hi everyone! These things are always difficult to fill out. Who likes talking about themselves lol!? I hope all the womyn out there are having a great day. I just had a bologna sandwich I made from home and now I’m drinking hot green tea (Celestial Seasonings, for those of you who are curious). I’m eating at my desk at work. Oh, and to let you know, I’m boring.
I know I’m boring. I’m simple and don’t need a lot of fuss and I’m proud of that lol.
I like socks. I don’t care if they are warm or cold. I just like socks. I don’t have to be wearing them either. I like going to Payless and looking at all the socks. I don’t buy any because I have plenty at home. Plenty of black socks and white socks that I bought 11 years ago and they still hold up pretty well. I don’t need a lot of stuff.
I’m not a foodie. I eat food to live, and I don’t get too excited about it. I buy Red Delicious apples and Baby Ruths each week; these are like candy to me lol. I like soup. I don’t put crackers in soup. I don’t like to mix them. It’s like mixing magic, which I know you are not supposed to do lol.
So far, I have not met any womyn through OKCupid. I like to see womyn’s profiles and I get excited when I see that someone has looked at my profile. One day, I saw that three womyn looked at my profile on a single day! And they were kind of attractive, if I do say so myself. That was a great day lol.
You may be thinking, hey this guy doesn’t know how to spell women. Au contraire, mon frere! One time, I read a profile where a woman referred to herself as a womyn. Wha?!?! Doesn’t she know how to spell, I thought. And she was attractive too so I thought, what’s the deal? But I looked it up and apparently she is such a feminist that she doesn’t even like the word men in the word women. So I’m going to call myself a myn because I don’t like men to be in my name. I did that for a week on my profile. I said, Hi, I’m Mitchell and I’m a myn (lol, jk). I didn’t get any responses. I put it in bold. Still, no womyn or women responded.
I miss Circuit City. I always liked it better than Best Buy. But I go there anyway. I just don’t buy anything. I think it’s BEST not to BUY anything at BEST BUY lol.
I consider myself a family man. But I don’t have a family lol. Help!
On the weekends, I go to the gym. I walk/jog on the treadmill for one hour. I don’t do any weight machines because I don’t know how to use any of them. I don’t want to get hurt lmao!
I am proud to say that I have never downloaded anything illegally from the internet. In fact, I have never downloaded anything at all from the internet. I have never shopped online. I use the Internet to check my Hotmail account, read USA Today, play Bejeweled, look at profiles on OKCupid, and that’s it. I’m terrified of downloading a virus or sickness. I don’t want to get a CTD (a cyber transmitted disease). Don’t worry, I do not have any STDs. Believe me. There is no way I have any at all lmao.
Sometimes I would like to do something wild. I would like to go on vacation to some wild beach. When I was a kid, we took a trip to the beach and I got a really bad sunburn. My skin peeled off my back and face and it was very painful. Kids at school made fun of my peeling skin. We went to the beach a few more times, but I always sat in the car with the door open and read. Yep, boring, but I had an OK time.
Well, my lunch is break is coming to a close, so that means I should get back to work. I hope all the women and womyn are having a great day and feel free to send me a message. Let’s go out and make that family I don’t have lol. Don’t be shy lol (being shy is painful).